Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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