you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She announced her abortion via fbk
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
They are going to name an STD after you.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
