everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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