Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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