I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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