the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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