People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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