he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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