i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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