Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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