I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
