This girl is more easily done than said...
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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