dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
this boner is exhausting
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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