i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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