after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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