I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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