I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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