You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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