I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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