? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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