She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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