rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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