She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
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Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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