He is an equal opportunity slut.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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