Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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