Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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