let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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