god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
