Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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