Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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