i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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