I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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