if we break up, who will get the dealer?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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