we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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