I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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