so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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