Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
did you just send me my own nude
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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