all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I can't turn off my feet"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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