May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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