We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
