I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
