I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
