what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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