My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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