so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
do herpes really smell.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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