imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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