clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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