I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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