I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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