Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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