yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
