I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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