She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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