do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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