if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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