oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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