Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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